Recently, I was listening to the song “Mannish Boy” by Muddy Waters and the line “I can make love to you woman in five minutes time” doesn’t seem to me to be something to be necessarily proud of. Gals, want to weigh in? I mean, I’m all for a quickie, at least theoretically, but 5 minutes? As a claim of manhood?

I’m thinkin’ Mr. Waters was satisfied but…..

NOTE: I was just informed that there is probably some kind of cream that fixes this but it probably doesn’t work on dead people..